Ok so me and my girlfriend are splitting up and im looking for a place so I go to see this place last night and…….Yeah so these guys were the un-intelligent nerd type where they have middle earth posters hung up and can speak Elvish but didn’t know anything about computers or have any sort of intelligence other than geek knowledge lol, perfect price, perfect location….. 2 crazy Elvish speaking weirdo’s and boy did we have a weird sit down conversation trying to get a feel for each other before I left and was wierded out.

You should have just tried to fit in and talk about your "precious"...

hahahahahah thats a good one